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Tuesday, June 01, 2004
I
forgot to post yesterday :( poop!
Actually i was busy making mini-screen friendly pages for my site visitors who haven't got enough common sense to adjust their screen resolutions to their monitor size. Ok, well i had to be told about it originally because yes i too was once comptarded. Yes, that is a word, my word. You can look it up in the Bitchtionary once i get the page put together and IF you have any decent suggestions for entries into it i suggest you email me with it. And you better stick some reference in the sub line or i won't open that shit.
Anyhow, back to the point. I often notice (and my partner in crime pointed it out as well) that the majority of the people viewing our pages have their screen rez set to 800x600!!
WHAT?!?!?
Ummmmm.....hello, its 200frickin4. The majority of the monitors made after say...1997...are big enough for you to set rez higher. Plus all the pages look so pretty :) This pisses me off almost as much as you Nettards (yet another word for my book) who are still on DIALUP!
..::..beep beep blip blip beep bop boop..::..shhhhhhhhhh..::..eerrrooooppp..::..
*You are now have the worlds shittiest connection*
That is my suggestion instead of "You've got mail"
So needless to say i spent a buttload of time yesterday doing things to make my site most enjoyable for the cavepeople. If you've stopped by here in the past few days you'll notice that i changed this as well.
I am a constant re-designer.
I recently moved and have been in the new place for just about a month and i've already re-arranged the living room and the office. So it makes perfect sense that in the 4 days that i've had this blog that its changed already. I have to admit the pink wasn't doing anything for me seeing as its the basis for the main page of my site i figured it would tie in nicely, but honestly i like variety in pages. They should compliment each other yes, but one color scheme for the entirety of a site gets rather boring. You could be telling me the most interesting stories on the planet, but if after my 3rd click on your site nothing pops at me i'm gonna leave...
B-O-R-I-N-G!
I was walking back home from the store (i broke down and bought cigarettes) and i thought of something really great to write about ..::..Sigh..::.. if i could only remember it now. Many years ago i started carrying around a pocket journal so that at times like those i could jot my idea down to remember later. Too bad i didnt have my purse with me. I have too many journals. If there is a standard of how many journals is too many that is. At last count there were something like 65+ including one that is buried with my father. Some are full of poetry, others ramblings, some have fears-dreams-shames, many have diet plans, most have tears. They've become as much a part of me as my flesh and bone, and i think without them i'd have a hard time appreciating who and what i am today.
...::..Storming now i'll be back later..::..
..::..It's Later..::...............
I wasted myself watching Matrix-Revolutions. Bleeeech what a waste of film and money. There were certain scenes i found semi-orgasmic other than that, they should've stopped after the first one and let us all fantasize the rest. I am, however, super-dooper double drooble mega hyperlicious about Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! ..::..w00t..::..
I am a huge i mean huge fan of the Potter books. They did a fabulous job on the movies so far (though Chamber is my least fav of the books). This movie looks like it will absolutely rock! Not to mention the fact that it is, in my opionion, the pivitol point in the series. Many things are revealed in this one, and we begin to see everything that Harry is capable of as well as Ron and Hermione.
When i never have babies i will read them Harry Potter everynight before bed.
Off to check the bank balance and find out how many dollars i don't have
~Your Royal Phatness~ |
Posted at 08:44 pm by phatgirlie
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